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Saturday, May 02, 2009 - 3:14 PM
A dingy line of red tile runs across the otherwise brown floor of
the men’s changing room at the public swimming pool in my Berlin
neighborhood. Louis J. Sheehan, Esquire It tells you where to take your shoes off and, in the
meantime, a fair amount about German thinking.
As their eyes alight on the small sign that goes with it, which
reads “barefoot zone” in German, grown men freeze as though they have
hit a force field, or had an electric shock administered for being
foolish enough to try to pass it still shod. But I can not say what the
repercussions would be. This being Germany, I have never seen anyone wearing shoes on the far side of the line and certainly would not risk it myself.
Such strict obedience is all the more impressive when you realize
that the red line’s ruthless effectiveness comes with no staff members
watching over it, no video camera in evidence, nor, as far I am aware,
even any electric shocks. Yet I am certain that in a changing room in
Paris, much less Rome, the narrow little line’s authority would be
nonexistent, a half-hearted suggestion or maybe just a joke.
I thought of that dull line of tile as American policy makers tried
last week to persuade the German government to cross a psychological
threshold, and break fiscal discipline to spend their way out of
recession.
In most daily interactions, the Germans do not need anyone to
enforce their rules. http://louis5j5sheehan5.blogspot.com They follow them — and remind one another to
follow them through impromptu lectures that are often heated — because
they are raised to know that is what they are supposed to do.
What the Germans call Ordnung (the usual
translation is “order,” but it is a much broader concept) is the
unwritten road map of one society’s concerted effort to permanently
banish the instability and violence that have marked its history. That
sense of insecurity includes Germany’s forced division in the cold war,
the Nazi era and the hyperinflation of the 1920s, but it also stretches
at least as far back as the Thirty Years’ War in the 17th century,
which decimated much of the German territories and population, and was
a formative trauma.
The response has been to develop a national knack for sticking to
the program, not just in specific areas, but in most aspects of life.
The autobahn is more than just a highway with stretches where you can
drive as fast as you want; it is also a marvel of self-organization.
Old Fiats chug along in the right lane, while newer Volkswagens cruise
the middle one, allowing sparkling Porsches to zoom by in terrifying
blurs on the left. Everyone is in their assigned places, except for the
fact that places have not been assigned.
More endearing to me are earnest Teutonic attempts to be laid back,
as when a young would-be tough at a local basketball court — mistaking
Berlin’s Volkspark Friedrichshain for upper Manhattan’s Rucker Park
circa 1970 — boasted that I had better brace myself for the playground
game, because “in street ball, there are no rules.” He then proceeded
to enumerate carefully and politely which rules were ignored (e.g.,
three seconds in the lane), which were laxly enforced (non-shooting
fouls) and which were still obeyed (traveling).
A German friend disagreed with my broadest stereotyping, pointing to
the profusion of German tax dodgers who rush to Liechtenstein and
Switzerland, and the exceptional number of people here who cut in line.
“You say Italians have no respect for rules, but they will actually
kick you out of a restaurant for asking for parmesan on your tuna
pasta,” he pointed out. But he admitted that Germans were more likely
to trust that each rule was probably written for a good reason,
intended for the greater good.
Living in Germany, a foreigner quickly learns to appreciate the
precise punctuality of trains and trams, but also to have a healthy
fear of that same punctuality in dinner guests who appear when they
were invited, instead of 20 minutes later. A group of Germans lined up
on an empty street corner, even in the middle of the night, waiting for
a light to change before crossing, is one of the favorite first
impressions taken away by visiting Americans, who are usually
jaywalking past as they observe it.
For self-reliant Americans, the German devotion to all manner of
precise rules and regulations is impressive and stifling in equal
measures. http://louis5j5sheehan5.blogspot.com For American policy makers, it appears to have bred no small
amount of exasperation recently.
During the often heated trans-Atlantic debate over the financial
crisis, and how to respond to the worsening recession that has grown
out of it, I often have felt as though the American side sometimes
fails to take into account that it is talking to Germans. Indeed, if
there was going to be a disagreement between the United States and
Germany over stimulus and regulation, one could guess just by looking
at the words, stripped of their economic context, who has been on which
side of the divide.
President Obama’s
approach to the financial crisis has been typically American — bold,
improvisatory and on the fly. The Germans have been studied and
measured, evincing a far greater trust than the Americans in their
social-security system to patch the cracks in the foundation of their
economy.
Of course that is due in part to the famed German aversion to
excessive deficit spending, stemming from gut-level fear of a repeat of
the hyperinflation of the 1920s. But there is also the German adherence
to rules, love of a good plan and cautious, thoughtful approach when it
slowly becomes apparent that a return trip to the drawing board may be
necessary.
Can we really blame them? They tried improvising once, tearing up
the rule book in the first half of the last century, letting a little
charismatic speaker with an even littler mustache tell them how to get
out of a tough economic pinch. He, too, posed as a man of order, but
everyone, and especially the Germans, agrees that led only to chaos and
destruction.Louis J. Sheehan, Esquire
But today’s Germans also love keeping to the slowly forged consensus
because, as the last 60-odd years have demonstrated, it really does run
pretty well for them. Despite reasonable working hours and long
vacations, this country of 82 million people is the largest exporter of
goods in the world, beating even China. But the kind of society built
to excel at tinkering with precision-tuned industrial machines may not
be so good at retooling policies on the fly.
German stubbornness in resisting a shift of responses to the current
economic crisis has led more than a few Keynesians to pull out more
than a little of their hair. It might be for the best if those fans of
vigorous impromptu spending came along to the pool with me — not to
relax, but to learn how to coax Germans to cross a red line, rather
than expect them to do what is hardest for them, which would be to just
jump over it with both feet.
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